Jehovanny 

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.

who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.

Jehovanny by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011

jehovany 

Jehovany is a handsome dreamy boy. Sexy from the way he talks & moves to the way his personality is. He's usually a Leo & in love compatibility his queen is a Libra who is a goddess and one of a kind girl.

Damn jehovany eat me🍬

jehovany by unknown🌙 October 11, 2017

Jehovahs Witnesses 

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

Jehovahs Witnesses by RandomMe September 16, 2009

Jehova's Witness 

Foolish, destructive, evil sect.

I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.

We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.

Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.

Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.

Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.

Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.

Jehova's Witness by soreofhing July 7, 2009

jehova 

Mexican way of saying Jehova

Jehova is my god

jehova by Zero points May 28, 2016

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

jehovahs witnesses 

jehovahs witnesses- beliefs-jesus came to earth to offer his life up as a ransom sacrifice to free us from sin and death.at armagedon all the wicked will be destroyed. on judgement day(1000 years) there will be a resurection of righteous and unrighteous, the earth will be broughtback to a paradise like state, humans will grow to perfection and live forever, and only 144000 will go to heaven and rule with jesus. Basically they live their lives by the bible and try to do everything by bible standards- they dont smoke swear get drunk etc simply because the bible says not to. they go witnessing door to door because jesus said it would have to be done just as he did, and because of thee preaching work they would be persecuted.they want to let people know about the end of this system of things and gods kingdom because they are compelled by love.

i am one of jehovahs witnesses im a teen but i know its the truth, not just because my parents believe and have told me it is-but because i can see it myself. all you have to do is read the bible-put 2 and 2 together- and see that they are doing everything the bible says(well except the stuff that doesnt apply because it was only for the israelites to do etc) its a shame they are hated because they are lovely people, but hey, jesus said it would happen-cause it happened to him-and he was gods son!

Person 1-yeah,im studying with jehovahs witnesses.
Person 2-cool.

jehovahs witnesses by dunno:) January 7, 2010