hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dick cheese by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

National dick cheese day 

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

National dick cheese day by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Straight Dick Cheese 

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

Straight Dick Cheese by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

Dog Dick Cheese Breath 

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

Dog Dick Cheese Breath by flippin pham March 23, 2023

Asian dick cheese 

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

Asian dick cheese by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Philly Dick Cheese 

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

Philly Dick Cheese by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Chinese Dick Cheese 

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

Chinese Dick Cheese by BangalangMan February 12, 2025