Joyce's Boots are a five piece rock band from the south of England. Forming in early 2010, they take influences from a diverse range of artists including: Foo Fighters, Blink 182, All Time Low, You Me At Six and many more.
Their members consist of:
Will Holt - Lead vocals/Keys
Haden Dewis - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Richard Williams - Guitar
Theo Carpenter - Bass
Jordan Meleady - Drums
The unfathomable musical talent this band possesses will surely spell their future in fame and fortune. For more information on the band they can easily be found on myspace and facebook.
A: "What's the name of that crazy talented band?"
B: "That'll be Joyce's Boots mate."
The basis of many rave, techno, Electronic Dance Music songs. Similar to boots and cats. Also the tune Maxwell the Pig grooves to.
"Man, I went to the bar and it was techno night. All I could hear was Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and....
booty grazer, n. - someone who sends the same text message to the masses at the same time in hopes of hooking up with any of the responders for a booty call, can be male or female.
It's 3am and you have a text message "Hey cutie. U up?" Seems harmless enough. It could be from a current partner, an ex, a friend, or a frequent booty caller and you're flattered. Just don't be quick to assume you're the only one who just got that message. You may have been booty grazed.
A bootlegger is a person who sells alcohol off hours. Orriginally a bootlegger was a person who smuggled contraband onto a ship in the long boots made of waxed leather used to keep dry when entering and exiting small boats used to get to and from a ship at anchor. Contraban was hidden inside the boots in order to sneak it onto the ship.
Durring american prohibition many of todays larger beer breweries and alcohol distilleries remained active although illigally, these companies exist today because they were able to act as bootlegger and moonshiners during these terrible times.
1. I ran out of beer last night about 3am so i called the bootlegger cab and he hooked me up.
2. The bootlegger is a good man to know if you drink to all hours of the night.
3. ME!