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Scottish Christmas 

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas
Scottish Christmas by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

Nightmare Before Christmas 

The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."

To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.

(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!

Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.

Tender Tennessee Christmas 

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.
If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

black christmas 

saturday night. old school word used to describe how afro americans celebrate saturday night. getting clean, washing the car, going out to the club and celebrating.
you can tell it is black christmas, man these brothers are lub and this club is packed.
black christmas by bert2 June 28, 2005

Some Christmas Stuffing 

This is when you plow a girl you just met at the bar around Christmas time.
Let's go to the bar tonight so I can give a girl some christmas stuffing.

Booty Christmas 

Every day leading up to Christmas send him a different booty pic. On Xmas night give him the whole thing.
babe can we do booty Christmas this year in the spirit of Christmas
Booty Christmas by Bbbsssdd December 5, 2019