Marine Corps 

Where were the navy seals during any of the last major conflicts??? That's OK the Marines will secure the perimiter so you can conduct your BUDS training in your purple g-strings. Fuck A navy seal.

The Marine Corps has protected this great nation and Many others for 230 years now. So go ahead and talk shit you fucking squid.

Marine Corps by Andrew April 14, 2005

marine corps 

Fucking righteous hand of GOD!!!

Everyones dead, But theres a company of Marines partying over the dead bodies. Marine Corps is and will always be the truth.

marine corps by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007

Marine Corps 

A branch of the Royal Navy, comprimising of Britain's Commando forces, and, utilising support from key areas of the of the other 3 forces, some of the most skilled military individuls in the world. Commonly misassociated with US Marines. Noted for being the most highly trained and able people in the military, with an unrivalled selection procedure for entry.

A sailor (navy) and a marine walk into the toilets in a pub. they both start urinating the stalls. When finished the marine heads straight for the door, without stopping at the sink first. The sailor, disgusted, calls out "Hey mate, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we piss!!", to which the Marine replies "Really (?), In the Marine Corps, They teach us not to piss on our hands"...

Marine Corps by Matt_the_don December 28, 2005

Marine Girlfriend 

A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.

Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!

Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!

Marine Girlfriend by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

Marine Militia 

The Marine Militia is an Ocean Conservation group that was founded in October of 2011. The main focus is to educate the people of the world about how we are killing the most precious area of our world. Over 70% of the earth is covered by water. If we continue to contaminate it and rape it of all the the natural life we will become extinct ourselves. Some of the campaigns being focused on are related to coral reef protection, shark finning, whale and dolphin slaughtering

The Marine Militia needs your help to save the world and everything in our oceans

Marine Militia by Sgt Manta September 11, 2013

Marine Wank 

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.

Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker

Marine Wank by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016

Marine Mattress Pad 

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.

“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”

Marine Mattress Pad by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020