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Whiskey Steve

Just one of the many alter egos displayed by the infamous Steven Burkemper, used in reference to the master of disaster himself, after he has consumed way too much Whiskey. (Perferably Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon). One can find this colorful character frequenting Grateful Dead or Grateful Dead related parking lots, and in certain "hippie" college towns such as Arcata Ca., Eugene Or., Boulder Co. etc. WARNING WHISKEY STEVE IS A DANGOURS PERSON! STAY WITHIN 50 YARDS OF THIS INDUVIDUAL! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES IF WHISKEY STEVE IS SEEN WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING INDIVIDUALS (assailants are listed in order from most dangers): Xanax Steve, Klonopin Steve, Valium Steve
. "Dude, Whiskey Steve made an appearance last night on the lot, he tried to take a shit on top of a moving cop car. When the cops noticed him he jumped off the cruiser right onto Russo’s falafel stand." "That guy is a fuckin idiot!"
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Jay Steve 

when you tuck your genitals back behind your legs with an erection and slip it inside your partner backwards
yeah man this girl was all kinky last night she wanted me to do the jay steve to her.
Jay Steve by OCJ86 July 25, 2011

Eh! Steve 

1: Eh! Steve is a carpet-like...thing that always likes to deliver his catch phrase, EH! STEVE!!!, wherever he goes.
He also makes an appearance in the children's book by Strong Bad known as "everyone is different".

2: Eh! Steve is a system of animation, but only if Eh! Steve is added into it.
Eh! Steve!

Evil Steve 

A person of extreme evil
usually called Steve
that guy of there is evil steve....
Evil Steve by EVIL STEVE May 12, 2003

Social Steve 

Someone that confident and outgoing. A person that enjoys and is comfortable with any form of social gathering. A Social Steve is a type of party animal, one that will actively seek out a social gathering to attend
That John is always at parties, he is such a social steve.

Full steve

When an individual becomes inebriated and insists on talking loudly and making grand hand gestures not unlike Steve Jobs.
Last night Brian got shitfaced and went full Steve, what an asshole.
A dude at the bar went full Steve and we had to save him from going home with 2 tranny's.
Full steve by The beard August 26, 2013

String Steve 

The act of flossing ones teeth with the string of a used tampon
I ran out of floss when my girlfriend was over so I had to do the String Steve.
String Steve by Krayboi March 11, 2015