Count Dankula 

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

r/dankmemes 

A subreddit used by people who don't realise that they are normal people but still call other people "normies" as otherwise they can't cope with the existential dread of not being a very likeable person.

Person A: have you ever seen r/dankmemes?
Person B: please leave me alone.
Person A: fucking normies.

r/dankmemes by Boston1989 July 4, 2019

dankbud 

dank- very good quality. bud- weed. dankbud- very good quality weed.

dude, that was some dankbud.
dankbud?

dankbud by Maria Stinger October 16, 2005

Dankery 

Business operation of a marijuana dealer. Just as the word "creamery" is sometimes used to describe an icecream shop, a weed dealer runs a "dankery." Can also describe a coffeeshop in Amsterdam, or a medical marijuana dispensary.

- "I'm thinking of getting back into the business."

- "Awesome. You ran quite a dankery back in the day."

Dankery by na na na na na March 1, 2011

Danke 

A word of Germanic origin, meaning thanks/thank you; commonly used in in chatrooms and forums, almost singularly as a single-word response, and almost never sarcastically.

user1: Hey, can you unmute me? I'd like to talk in chat again.
user2: Eh, sure.
user1: Danke

Danke by Hate9 May 12, 2015

danktronic 

Posessing the qualities of dankness. Dank, a term generally reserved for refering to high quality marijuana. Danktronic describes everyday things as being "dank."

Yo nephew, did you see those new Jordans? Them shits is danktronic!!!

danktronic by Stephen Parkhill November 17, 2006

dankpods 

Some guy who does videos on iPods owned by Geir & Craig

"Have you seen the latest DankPods video? That Craig bootleg is so funny!"

dankpods by cat1554 September 19, 2020