A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

shut yo monkey ass up by abit too black person September 17, 2023

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Stow yo bitch ass

To knock someone off there ass , to hit someone in there face or somewhere on the head.

Guy 1: *runs at guy 2 and hits him in the face*
Guy 3: "damn.. he just stow yo bitch ass..
Guy 2: *KO*

Stow yo bitch ass by Hyrohimaru May 31, 2010

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zap yo dumb ass

The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.

Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)

zap yo dumb ass by SilentCredence December 11, 2006

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beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass

Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.

They can smell fear.

Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"

You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)

Ghetto chick beats you down.

beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass by I'mScaredOfGhettoChicks December 25, 2009

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