bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

bollock porridge by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Pussy Porridge 

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.

Oh come on hit that jump pussy porridge!

Pussy Porridge by iiTz R Y A N iX October 4, 2010

porridge rocket 

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

porridge rocket by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

porridge

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spamaholic

I likes to eat porridge

porridge by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

porridge by kut_kraz February 2, 2005

porridge muncher 

To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend.
(in that he may have consumed some of your semen).

You went down on my ex?
You're a porridge muncher!
You munched my porridge, ah ha. Porridge muncher.

Or
He went down on your girl?
What a porridge muncher.

porridge muncher by XSorXpire September 7, 2006

porridge

Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

porridge by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004