pissed-offedness 

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.

1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

pissed-offedness by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008

non-offensive swears 

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

non-offensive swears by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Offendtard 

A person who goes out of their way to be offended by a joke or a term that somebody says. Typically an SJW, vegan, feminist or all three.

That hummus munching swap donkey with the big gunt and green hair reported my hilarious meme about the Orlando shootings to Facebook and got my account banned for three days. What an offendtard.

Offendtard by Ciarán Patrick Boland June 22, 2016

Offendotron 

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

Offendotron by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

offendophilia

Loving the state of being offended. Actively seeking out situations which will lead to self-offense. Taking a non-offensive situation, and finding the tiniest least significant fault to be offended over.

Only someone with offendophilia would think Altered Carbon had an insufficiently diverse cast.

offendophilia by Paladinski February 5, 2018

offendipated 

So buttburt about something you become constipated.

The Starbucks barista got my name wrong again, now I can't use the bathroom, I'm offendipated.

offendipated by B-G-H November 9, 2022

Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

Sex Offender Sandwich by JonKellog April 25, 2021