Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome 

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).

Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome by spinal_compression October 20, 2009

Downloaf 

The retarded loaf of bread you created for typing this typo.

Did you downloaf the song?

Downloaf by The Algorithimist September 17, 2015

logical downloading 

Logical Downloading (formerly known as illegal downloading or piracy)

Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.

SUPPORT LOGICAL DOWNLOADING

Yo I just logically downloaded this new guy ______'s song.. its so sick, you should logically download it..I think hes gonna be huge one day.

Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!

logical downloading by Logical downloader May 27, 2009

donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.

User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

donwload by That guy who bangs your gun February 9, 2017

down load 

(1) People from the Baby Boom Generation through Generation X mistakenly referring to the act of retrieving files off the intertubes.

(2) Slang for pooping

Grandson: Grandma, the photos are on flickr for you.
Grandma: Do I down load on my computer (1)?
Grandson: No grandma, that would break it. You down load the toilet (2), and download on your computer.

down load by Charles Scott xavier February 11, 2010

Dawnload 

Primarily takes place during the wee early morning hours by waking your lover up using only your mouth on their sex until they reach climax and fully swallowing their pleasure juices.

"My girl surprised me at 4am this morning by peeling off my underwear while I was crashed out and gave me a full on Dawnload session! It was spectacular!"

Dawnload by Pauly Amourus August 9, 2012

Selective Music Downloader 

Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.

Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."

Person B: "Why do you say that?"

Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."

Selective Music Downloader by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009