Boat God 

The man you all know, Kenny from the walking dead. This is his home, it says urban in the name, so obviously it is! He can smash corona with his own fists, he's a florida man!

Clementine said, "kenny is my boat god forever." Lee agreed.

Boat God by dense cabbage May 4, 2020

boat syndrome 

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.

aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.

boat syndrome by Ryan & Jem August 7, 2007

Boat Post

When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.

The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.

It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.

Classic Boat Post scenario:

4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*

Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."

Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."

Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"

Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*

Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day

Boat Post by DoritosLocosRancheros6969 April 3, 2012

Boat Boo 

A boat boo is a chick that a dude is banging while on deployment.

Boat boos should never be allowed in the same vicinity as spouses. This usually leads to drama.

That one time the boat boo didn’t know boat boo rules and confronted Chiefs wife at the command holiday party and the video ended up on world star. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Boat Boo by TheRealAshFace December 22, 2019

Boat toast 

Toast that is made on a boat, without a toaster or a grill.

Toast made in a frying pan buttered on both sides. Ooooosh there's my boat toast

Boat toast by Scuba rich September 19, 2013

boat raced 

To be beaten very badly at something, especially in such a fashion that you were behind from the start and never had a chance. Comes from the Boat Race, an annual rowing competition between Oxford and Cambridge, in which the first side to get ahead can move to the middle of the river (where the current is fastest) and is almost never overtaken thereafter.

"Chicago got boat raced by Green Bay, 37-3."

boat raced by kinnopio January 5, 2009

Boat Owner 

1. someone who takes life too seriously.

2. someone who gets frustrated about stupid things.

3. someone who strays from the path of easy living.

1. "go fag it up with the rest of the boat owners"

2. "stop being such an uptight boat owner"

Boat Owner by Th_e_Ma_n May 13, 2009