barrett

Derived from the collectively gen-z hated joke of a woman, Amy Coney Barrett, a barrett describes a comedically stupid individual.

Person 1: Did you see that kid that told a Native American to go back to her country?
Person 2: Yeah he's an ugly ass barrett, just like his mother

barrett by swimchunky October 28, 2020

Barrett Moment 

Any dialog that relates to the Air Force, military, or hunting.

“The Air Force is a great branch”
“Wow, what a Barrett Moment!”

“Wanna go hunt turkey?”
“BARRETT MOMENT”

Barrett Moment by PoggersPlayer24 December 9, 2020

Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.

"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"

Barrett by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

Barrett

The most epic gamer of all time who is also 10 foot 3 and is in 1st grade

Man dude This sweat is a Barrett get him a coffee mug

Barrett by MagnetKid897654321 July 17, 2021

Barrett

A sexy motha Fuka who would fuck ur mom and ur sister

Barrett, I wanna smash him

Barrett by Katyyb September 13, 2021

Barrett

A Barrett is some one you meet who will care and show affection to his significant other. If you are lucky enough to meet a Barrett, you will be intrigued by his sexy body and lifestyle.

Is that a Barrett, Wow he’s sexy.

Barrett by Mynamesdaddddddddy November 24, 2021

Barrettfdk 

A young canuck child named Barrett who likes to smoke the shittiest Canadian weed and drink maple syrup flavored rum. He once mated with a fellow named Kalorea which resulted in the abomination known as Carn, even though he secretly has a crush on a hippy Californian known as Seshi. He once attempted to shit off niagra falls just to slip in his own feces and break both of his arms, which led to a romance with Kalorea helping him release his "stress".

"man, that dudes such a Barrettfdk"

Barrettfdk by Fizzcraft December 16, 2021