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austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

Demon Summoner 

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.
John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

Gacha Summoner 

Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption
Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore
Gacha Summoner by chaos boy July 29, 2021

Ben simmons 

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball
He just ben Simmons'd the layup
Ben simmons by Leking james November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons 

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go
Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder
Ben Simmons by No lies detected February 24, 2023

bench simmons 

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season
Yo I just hit a bench simmons
bench simmons by Takis muncher March 12, 2023