Teenage Pregnancy 

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.

Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.

Teenage Pregnancy by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.

Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!

3 Second Pregnancy Scare by Grinnell April 1, 2008

The Pregnancy Craving Shield 

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

The Pregnancy Craving Shield by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

Matthew's Pregnancy 

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

Matthew's Pregnancy by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

reverse pregnancy 

When a woman cums inside a man's penis.

A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.

reverse pregnancy by Babrikio July 25, 2008

Mythic pregnancy from hell 

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.

What do you think about the mythic pregnancy from hell?

Mythic pregnancy from hell by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

Butt pregnancy 

The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus

Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together

(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

Marcus: This is going well so far

Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...

Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!

Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?

Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!

Butt pregnancy by G-Force da go go July 25, 2009