Beer Math 

Commonly used to figure out how many beers or wine coolers have been drank by your friends at a social gathering.

(it's almost never correct)

Party host: "Whoa! the whole 24 pack is gone! how much have you guys drank?"

Guy 1: "Well I drank 6"

Guy 2: "I only had 5"

Party host: "and I had 5, so who drank the last beer?"

Guy 1: "Not me"

Guy 2: "Not me"

Party host: "Fucking beer math!!"

Beer Math by The God of Pinch Harmonics October 15, 2011

F-Math 

Short for “f*#*ing or fabricated math.” Fake numbers used by Donald J. Trump’s dubious lawyers to file his frivolous lawsuits, who claimed with zero proof that the ballot votes in those states where he lost were fraudulent.

The President-Loser refuses to concede defeat to the President-Elect, and wants to use f-math to enrage and encourage his diehard supporters to hold public protests nationwide, which would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 46th President of the United States.

F-Math by MathPlus November 18, 2020

Big Bird Math 

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.

Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”

Big Bird Math by MathPlus November 9, 2021

circus math 

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

circus math by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009

hood math 

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.

Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math

hood math by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018

Reflex Math 

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

Reflex Math by Amon128 February 16, 2022

The creator of math 

Go die in a hole

The creator of math is Satan

The creator of math by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020