Poptart Theorem 

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

Poptart Theorem by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

Poptart Retard by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

poptart suprize 

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

poptart suprize by back of my hand September 17, 2009

poptart vip 

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

poptart vip by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

poptart face 

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

poptart face by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016

poptart condom 

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

poptart condom by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Poptart Effect 

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".

Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."

Poptart Effect by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018