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humming tea bag 

The act of performing a standard tea bag while the person giving the tea bagging hums their favorite song. This resonates a orgasmatic stimulus to the recipient. Popular songs and nursery rhymes are always a favorite.
After a night of drinking Sally came over to my place and she gave the best humming tea bag ever to a great rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America!
humming tea bag by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009
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Sex Humming 

When you're so exhausted after sex, you immediately roll over and start snoring.
Damn Chuck, could you just hold me for once? Seriously, all this sex humming makes me feel so neglected.

Hemingway's 

Located on the University of Pittsburgh campus, Hemingway's is by far the best bar in the Pittsburgh area. Features include kick ass bartender Lynn and half priced food 9-11.
We got out of class at 3:00, so we thought of no better way to enjoy the evening than by heading across the street to Hemingway's.
Hemingway's by AIPSG August 21, 2008
When one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. Term so coined because Hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.
I was rubbing one out and I totally pulled a Hemingway right in my eye.
Hemingway by ErnieH December 21, 2008

humming on my microphone 

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
When somebody is so mad, they turn red.
After Rob got syrup poured on his head, he was Heaming
Heaming by Mr.Snows January 21, 2019

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.
bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!
hummingbird rodeo by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020