preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

preaching to the choir by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Bitchin' to the Choir

When someone is complaining at length about something you are in TOTAL aggreement with

Dude: I was at work jamming on my itunes and my boss made a big stink

Friend: You're "bitchin' to the choir" man!

Bitchin' to the Choir by 1ezlife October 24, 2011

mexican choir boy 

When having gay sex the top partner (the mexican choir boy) is riding on top of the sitting top (preferably a bear) while also face to face. This is also a popular dance move that is/will be commonly seen in Chicago.

I can't believe those two did the Mexican Choir boy in our hot tub while on vacation!

HOLY SHIT! That hole man was enveloped in a Mexican Choirboy-esque lurve dance...

Q: How are fuck babies made? A: Several Deep Mexican Choirboy sessions

Is that a Mexican Choirboy dancing with a priest or is he just convulsing?

mexican choir boy by Douche Rivera DelaVida de la O October 23, 2011

Select Choir 

A Choir full of bitches and bastards that Can't sing.

Ugh! I hate that select Choir! None of them can actually sing!

Select Choir by Rtistique June 8, 2011

Show Choir 

1.) a flock of entitled little brats who all think they're gonna end up on Broadway or in Hollywood, but in reality about 25% of them have voices that don't make you want to die.

2.) a group of petty girls who have the attitude of a twelve-year-old and the orange skin of a fifty-year-old, and throw in a few closeted boys who hit on aforementioned girls to make it look like they aren't flaming as fuck.

3.) a choir run by teachers who don't actually teach the popp-y shit music and instead just collect an outrageous amount of money to do jack shit

4.) literally the most cancerous extra-curricular. Go get voice lessons instead. Show choir is hell.

"I wanna be a successful musician! I think I'm gonna join my high school's show choir!"
"Don't do that unless you really want to lose forty hours a week, all your Saturdays, and all of your friends."

Show Choir by crapsody June 12, 2018

youth choir

the only place where pt cruiser driving skinny nerd instrument boys can feel happy
a repulsive waste of a really nice church service
a hideout for ugly Jesus freaks and their girlfriends

"i hate going to youth choir with the nerds because they all try to make me feel bad for looking hot in jeans"
"youth choir makes me puke because no one can sing and the only thing on anyones mind is hooking up in a pt cruiser while eating zaxby's"

youth choir by ranging rebel August 1, 2012

Kentucky Choir 

A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.

Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"

Kentucky Choir by YankeePenis December 11, 2016