Android user 

A group of stubid people who use damn android as their phone . And that android is a ripoff of iOS lol. Android user always yell at iPhone user and think their android is god but iPhone is shit pulled by Steve Jobs. But in reality, those are both opposite lol. And android phonesss are soooo fuckin laggy as they are made of rubbish lmao

Look! He is an <b> android user </b> using his explosive Samsung galaxy note 7!

<em> 5 mins later </em>
<b>Kaboooomm</b>

Android user by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Android 

A smart phone that should not be a smart phone. Androids are a waste of money. Androids are slow and useless. It does not deserve the name "Smart Phone" it should be called................................. Dumb Phone.

"Androids are a pieces of garbage." Sundar Pichai says to me. "Aren't you the CEO of Android?" ask him. "Yeah, but everyone knows they suck." He responds. "True dat, True Dat."

Android by Yummysocks March 22, 2020

android 

android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

android by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

Vulcan android 

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

Vulcan android by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now 

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1:ᵒʰ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵏᵉʸᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵘ ᵘˢᵉ?
2: ᵒʰ Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now

Fonts for Android and iPhone - www.fontskeyboard.com/share-now by 𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺 August 14, 2022

Android 

Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses

Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.

Android by _Jackbarrett4 May 9, 2018

r/android

A bunch of autistic faggots who circle jerk over which chinkphone to buy with their next payment of neetbux

Boy those faggots over at r/android sure do love getting CHINKED

r/android by Feelsbadmanrealbad November 15, 2017