Android

Bad looking, slow, laggy and very susceptible to viruses

Android phones are for people willing to have their phone catch on fire in their pocket.

by _Jackbarrett4 March 04, 2018

AirPods

Wireless earphones developed by Apple inc released in late 2016.

By purchasing these magical music playing EarPods, you’re now in the “elite” section of society and better than everybody else.

Hey, James got AirPods.
Oh my god! He’s too cool for us now.

by _Jackbarrett4 February 14, 2019