Tastical 

Something that is the coolest thing ever to be created. (except for MLIB)

dude thats so tastical,i cant believe we created this!

Tastical by texas pro 41 May 30, 2011

Tactical Pussy 

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.

Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"

Tactical Pussy by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011

tactical bullshit 

An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.

Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some..
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?

tactical bullshit by tric318920 November 22, 2011

tactical suicide 

An act commonly practiced in single-player video games for various reasons, mainly because the player is in a position where he/she is unable to progress any further or return, and must kill their character in order to respawn at the last checkpoint.

Steve was playing Half-Life when he fell into a pit he couldn't climb out of, so he committed tactical suicide and threw a grenade at his feet, thereby killing himself so he could restart from the last checkpoint.

tactical suicide by Dunnybrusher January 11, 2012

Tactical Battle Monkey 

The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment

NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?

NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed

Tactical Battle Monkey by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018

tactical wee 

The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.

Endgame is 3 hours long, so I'm going to do a tactical wee beforehand to avoid missing Caps Ass.

tactical wee by lizwis May 2, 2019

Tactical death 

Tactical death is when you mess up and die during a bedwars game. It is commonly used by skeppy as an excuse for dying.

Skeppy did a tactical deaths which helped win the bedwars game.

Tactical death by akaminee March 15, 2020