farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.

1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.

farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

Farkism 

Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.

Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.

Farkism by GhoSSt July 9, 2006

Farkhorn 

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!

Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*

Farkhorn by B Keel May 5, 2005

farktron 

1. Noun- Euphemism for fuck

What the farktron was that about?

farktron by DF- October 11, 2006

Farketing 

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

Farketing by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

Farkhunda 

She is very funny and pretty, she is one of the best people I've ever met. She spreads positivity even if shes sad. Shes probroly the bestest friend I could ask for in life and if u have a friend named farkhunda hold onto her as long as you can. She makes my life so much better.

Farkhunda is my bestest friend

Farkhunda by It's a secret😂😁 December 23, 2019

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

farking by MayokeOni October 27, 2003