dick credit card
When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
dick credit card by Bungmangler April 23, 2007
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Watch my credit card go, wee!
When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
Watch my credit card go, wee! by TT23 May 17, 2021
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government credit card
1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!
2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
government credit card by caz money August 11, 2007
Okie credit card
A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Okie credit card by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
the credit card
Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
the credit card by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017
Running the credit card and getting the receipt
Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
Running the credit card and getting the receipt by John William Matson July 16, 2008