Shrek’s Swamp 

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

Shrek’s Swamp by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

Two Girls, One Swamp 

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

Two Girls, One Swamp by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Bow legged swamp donkey 

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

Bow legged swamp donkey by MindyJ September 2, 2006

Winchester Swamp Water 

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.

I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?

Winchester Swamp Water by Cantjump February 27, 2011

Alabama Swamp Taco

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.

Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.

Alabama Swamp Taco by homoHunter99 June 8, 2009

mark of the swamp donkey 

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

mark of the swamp donkey by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

breakfast swamp 

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

breakfast swamp by Beneficiary October 3, 2007