deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.

Yesterday, I went deep sea fishing.

deep sea fishing by Anonymous.......... June 21, 2005

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

deep sea diver by nick staton February 5, 2008

chicken of the sea 

Cruising Yacht owner that is afraid to actually go out and use his/her boat for world exploration.

Poor Hal, he is the original Chicken of the Sea. He spent 740,000 dollars to eat microwave dinners in the marina.

chicken of the sea by Captain Bill September 1, 2007

salty sea bass 

when you take the girls vagina and light a match and let her quiff on the match onto your chest.to make a flame of quiff.

you need a salty sea bass muda fucka.

salty sea bass by very very very very bored September 27, 2009

Salty Sea Otter

The act of a woman floating on her back in water and a man with hepatitis defecates on her stomach after eating peanuts. The female proceeds to take apart and eat the feces while eating the peanuts that are contained inside.

Samantha happily accepted a Salty Sea Otter from Tim.

Salty Sea Otter by Salty Sea Otter February 21, 2011

make a stormy sea calm 

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.

He can make this stormy sea calm again...

make a stormy sea calm by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Three Sea Shells 

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells

She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore

Three Sea Shells by paddyflynn August 3, 2016