Cross Country 

The biggest pussy sport on Earth, Cross Country is based solely on the principle of running away faster than anyone else. It is a sport engineered specifically for anyone who can't hit, score, or defend. Called X-Country by some enormous douche bags, participants are classified by their skinny builds and arrogant attitudes. They believe themselves to be the "toughest" athletes, despite the crippling effect a strained muscle, cramp, or bruise has on them.

"Erin bruised his toe, looks like he can't participate in any Cross Country events for six decades."

"Don't mind his cockiness, he's in Cross Country. I'll go back later and use the real athleticism I've learned from hockey and football to kick his ass."

Cross Country by akjc August 5, 2009

cross country 

Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby

Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'

I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.

cross country by kohawk February 28, 2011

Cross Country 

A sport for kids who are unathletic. They can run fast for a long time (for the most part), and thats about it. In elementary school they were picked last for soccer, football, kickball basketball, etc. because they lack hand eye coordination, and a general mental capacity to anything other than run in a straight line and hop over the occasional rock or two. Humans have evolved to run, they think doing something natural is somehow a sport.

1. I didn't make the cut for any of the sports teams so I do cross country
2. Nah, I didn't wanna take P.E. it's too hard, just join cross country.

Cross Country by LEAVE ME OR DIE February 11, 2010

cross-country skiing 

An excellent alternative for people too old and/or scared to learn downhill skiing. It is usually done by nordic style walking on trails, some that go up or downhill, or waxed skis that allow you to ski like you're ice skating. Many cold weather cities have beautiful and pleasant trails.

cross-country skiing

cross-country skiing by waspcoloredstain November 29, 2013

Cross earring 

faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls

ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls

Cross earring by greyballow February 18, 2021

Cross Country 

Not a true sport. Running is a way of getting from point A to point B. XC runners are not athletes. I'm not saying it isn't difficult, probably one of the toughest, but not a sport at all. And it is gay

Hey wanna go play a sport?
Yeah so lets not "play" cross country.

Cross Country by Cameron Silva January 22, 2009

cross eyed panda 

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

cross eyed panda by forkyy May 6, 2011