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Staff Sergeant 

1. Title commensurate of an E-5 in the US Air Force

2. General classification of an enlisted US Air Force servicemember with a paygrade of E-5

3. The backbone of the United States Airforce.

Staff Sergeants do the work that it takes to carry out orders given by Generals.
That person over there is a squared away Staff Sergeant.

Hey airman, go move that pile of rocks. "Yes Staff Sergeant.
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bad ass marine sergeant 

noun, one who inflicts pain and suffer to acquire discipline on or to, younger Marines to prepare for battle or to provide mission essential training through stern and meaningful yelling and guiding. To LEAD younger marines.
"hey you bad ass marine sergeant go PT these devil dogs so they can better their PFT and CFT!", Sgt Spamlet, Sgt Flippe; sharpening steel with steel; leading 6 marines into enemy territory with little means of survival and fullfilling the mission no matter what. the opposite of Sgt Cantino.
bad ass marine sergeant by usmcjunkie September 14, 2009

sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass) 

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.
Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

squat sergeant 

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.
Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.
squat sergeant by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

Drill Sergeant

A gay male who is the sex rag doll of the local community. Typically one who lives to get drilled in the ass.
Mike did you run into Chad yesterday?

No I didn’t but I walked by his house and heard utter screams of pain from his window I think Gary was over again.

Chad was probably being a drill sergeant again
Drill Sergeant by Gary Gravels September 11, 2018

soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant

Sweaty sergeant 

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.
This guy is such a sweaty sergeant
Sweaty sergeant by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018