6 definitions by Somesketchybloke

To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.

A term predominantly used by gamers which includes the act of relying on sound to survive or to kill in a game.

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

The act of shelfing various McDonalds toys up your anus (usually without lube).