Definitions by Somesketchybloke

Bat

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

“im gonna go have a bat”

Bat by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Smiley

To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.

“I gave my mate a smiley”

Smiley by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Sweaty sergeant 

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

Sweaty sergeant by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Cock Sock 

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

Cock Sock by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

McShelfing 

The act of shelfing various McDonalds toys up your anus (usually without lube).

"I saw a bloke trying to McShelf a Spongebob toy yesterday"
" Bro, you should start McShelfing with the boys sometime"

McShelfing by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

Sound Whoring

A term predominantly used by gamers which includes the act of relying on sound to survive or to kill in a game.

*6 players remaining*
Gamer 1: "Yo, team of 3 at greasy grove"
Gamer 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SOUND WHORING"!

Sound Whoring by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018