hammerdamn 

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

hammerdamn by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

Hammer Python Weiner 

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.

dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight

Hammer Python Weiner by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011

spicy hammer 

When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.

After a few shots of Hennessy, he really opened up and took the spicy hammer.

spicy hammer by CitrusMcGee May 21, 2014

thor hammer

another name for a large penis

omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!

thor hammer by missthaangg June 30, 2019

Cabbage Hammer 

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

Cabbage Hammer by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021

Mr. Hammer 

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

Mr. Hammer by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Hammerthrow 

A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow

Connor loves fucking midgets in the hammerthrow position.

Hammerthrow by Connorlikeslittleones June 10, 2009