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Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
Twin Dongs by Marty S from CA April 20, 2008
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Bongle chongle ready to dongle 

When you're so ready for something to happen
Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle

donalsonville 

A very small town near Georgia and Florida that has a lake attached to it. There's only 3 redlights but prostitutes are easy to find. In order to fit in, it helps if you cook meth, grow weed, or know the ingredients in crack cocaine. Alcohol is the #1 legal selling product in donalsonville, and small businesses grow and then fail bc of all of the cheap bastards in the city. Average median income is whatever the welfare cap is this year. Government owned, government ran. If you want to get out of the city, you can always take a trip to the lake, but be careful bc they did base movies like "wrong turn" and "Jeepers Creepers" here.
You: Hey do you know any girls from donalsonville?
Me: Yeah but I don't think they've been tested in a while.

Meth shithole drugs
donalsonville by Dvillegrown January 1, 2017

Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
Dingle Dongle by dferrari January 29, 2012
A short adaptor cable to convert between different plug conventions.
Dang, I lost the dongle to connect the DVI out to the VGA projector.
dongle by not-just-yeti February 3, 2004

double dongle 

It sounds explicit. Featured in Samsung's series, "Ingenius", making fun of Apple.
double dongle by 2hands10fingers September 16, 2018