Captain Clueless 

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.

When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.

Captain Clueless by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009

Jigaboo Clues 

Subliminal clues that you try to notice from unsuspecting individuals at a party or social gathering after you make a statement that includes an intentional racial slur. The point of doing this is to judge the reaction of your peers to find out if its acceptable to use these slurs at free will and not have the fear of offending anyone.

Josh: Alex, can i say nigger here?
Alex: I dont know, find some jigaboo Clues..
Josh: (to everyone at the party) Man!! Ben Wallace is a bigg nigg!!!
Person From The Party: "YEAAAAA.. THAT NIGGA'S HUGE"
Person From The Party 2: "THATS A GIANT NIGGA FO SHO!!"
Josh: Cool, we're safe.
Alex: Ok, thanks for checking. I owe ya one, i almost forgot to check."
Josh: No problem, Nigga!

Jigaboo Clues by partysafetyfirst February 5, 2009

clueless 

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone

Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless

clueless by Pheebs October 22, 2003

Blues Clues 

Like the show Blues Clues, you search for clues to sum up your overall answer. Blues Clues relationship-wise is when a female or male goes around searching for "clues" and asking others about their significant other cheating on them and flirting with other people and like the show, the clue is often right in their face which is the person doing the cheating and they already knew about it. No one has time to play Blues Clues especially with a dude name Steve

Girl: "Umm excuse me...but has my man been talking to you? He does this all the time with other females and tends to lead them on"
Me: "Girl, ain't no one has time to play Blues Clues with "your man." Him cheating on you is the obvious clue and the answer right in your face.

Blues Clues by Teelee2 March 12, 2017

cluebait 

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

cluebait by Riocaz April 20, 2007

Cluefer 

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

Cluefer by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010

Clueless Maria 

Clueless Maria is a very common thing. It happens quite frequently. It’s whenever Maria is being clueless. For an example: taking things literally, not understanding basic knowledge, and just being a Maria.

Holland: There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they’ve been punched in the face.

Clueless Maria: Wow so like we are going to feel a punch ??!!?

Clueless Maria by Kaela🥰 May 26, 2019