Baby Birding 

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.

"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding

Baby Birding by djaguar September 12, 2013

Baby Birding 

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.

The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC

Baby Birding by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018

Baby birding 

When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.

Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.

Baby birding by The baby bird September 17, 2016

Snow birding 

TO run constantly down the court when when not on fastbreaks playin basketball....

John runs down the court constantly when we play 2k11 "Snow birding" helps him win

Snow birding by Shadd Gotti January 20, 2011

Bedding 

the acting of shoving you finger up your bum and masturbating to create a sense of gayness.

"oh man last night i gave myself the biggest bedding"

Bedding by charles dickons November 24, 2011

mama-birding

Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend

We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend

mama-birding by Richdawg85 February 6, 2015

baby birding 

using peanut butter to lubricate ones hand for anal fist-ing

After baby birding that guy the other night my hand looked just like a freshly hatched bird

baby birding by discodecepticon October 6, 2016