unicorn 

i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue

Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"

unicorn by inoesomestuff June 24, 2005

Unicorn 

One corn

I would like a Unicorn, please.

Unicorn by Maryam Aboalsbah March 19, 2019

Unicorn 

As defined in Dr.Phillips High School, a virgin who has not received their first kiss yet.

(Masturbation and non-sex non-kissing yet sexually related groping are irrelevant when deciding one's unicorn status.)

1: "Sometimes it's hard being unexperienced, but if we're both in the same state, I guess it won't drive me crazy!"

2: "...Actually, I had my first kiss yesterday..."

1: "...OH GOD, I'M THE LAST UNICORN!!!"

Unicorn by FantaSea May 22, 2011

Unicorn 

Sooo fluffy and cute,it gets all of your problems away, you can throw its poop at other people (only if you have some & people don't get mad if you throw it at them)
It has a horn and it poops rainbows. And farts them. It's all rainbows & cute stuff around them. You wanna cuddle it & take it home.

teacher: you have to write an essay in pair on some rare animal of your choice.
me&my bff: *looks at each other* MHM you thinking what Im thinking?? Well write about..... UNICORNSS!!!! *-*

Unicorn by pizzaqueens January 16, 2015

Unicorn 

A bisexual, single, sexually adventurous female, typically in the swinger community. She often will swing alone, with couples, singles, groups, and both partners.

Hey, I went to a swinger party last night and there was a girl there who was hot, bi, and did everything. She was an amazing unicorn, man.

Unicorn by Miss80five October 21, 2017

Unicorn 

Term frequently used at Dickinson College to refer to a beautiful, unobtainable crush with whom the likelihood of hooking up is akin to stumbling upon a unicorn in a mythical forest. Many a student will attempt to capture said unicorn but such efforts are nearly always fruitless, leaving the unicorn untouchable and free to gallop through campus unrestrained in its magical beauty.

Look! I see my unicorn across the caf. I almost talked to them at Alabi's this weekend

Unicorn by Suckmyskittles March 3, 2015

Unicorn 

A mythical creature typically represented as a single mother that doesn't use Government assistance.

Even though being a single mom was tough, Janet worked hard to get a degree so she could get a high paying job and become a unicorn instead of a freeloading, street urchin.

Unicorn by Q-City Wordsmith December 12, 2013