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Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
Dirty Skipper by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021

Star Skipper 

An energetic, peppy, cute, confident tween girl who is the mascot of Paramount's animation sibling, Paramount Animation.
I'm working on a Star Skipper fanfic. I'll work on my show pitch later...I hope.
Star Skipper by TheWhiteTeen October 8, 2021

Mud Skipper 

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.
Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

Show opening skipper 

Someone who only appreciates the show and not the opening
Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening

Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya

Dr. Skipper

A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.

Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!

slippery 

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.
Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.
slippery by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020