hooded poncho 

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

hooded poncho by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Passion Poncho 

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.

Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!

Passion Poncho by Wciccone69 August 1, 2012

rubber poncho 

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

rubber poncho by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.

We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.

Savage Poncho Commander by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019

pouchos 

A meal resulting in the combination of the poutine and nachos. Ingredients include poutine gravy, French fries, cheese, nachos, salsa, sour cream, beef, and more.

Don't forget to take the pouchos out of the oven! The nachos need to be just crispy enough.

pouchos by The Taster004 November 22, 2011

Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

Pancho's Comedy Night by Elmira17 March 1, 2014