Fairy Floss 

Fairy floss ,A sugary treat made and packaged by the tooth fairy to help assist in easy painless removal of children's teeth for harvesting

As tempting as it is,keep your head and arms out of the fairy floss machine

Fairy Floss by MiLLzY_2016 June 22, 2016

faizel

Faizel is a name given to someone who is like a father figure to a lost soul.Faizel is also a name given to someone who has passion and doesn't give up easily.Faizel is someone who is a friend for life and won't give up on making u happy in life when your down in the dumps.Faizel is an amazing person and if you ever come across a Faizel keep him because he will always be there for you.We all love Faizel to bits and pieces.

Faizel was always there for me when I needed him most.

faizel by Maleficent220 June 2, 2017

Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

Fairfax Fudgsicle by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021

Male fail 

The occurrence of being addressed or treated as a female when intending to present as male.
Most common for transfeminine or MtF people.

I had my first male fail at the grocery store today

Male fail by Butter? June 7, 2019

Failvis 

A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to understand what they are doing to cause such massive failure.

-"Hey did you hear Travis failed at committing suicide?"

-":facepalm"

-"Yeah he's in the hospital right now telling the doctor's how he's not going to pay his medical bills because it wasn't his fault he lived."

-"What a fucking Failvis"

Failvis by elzzifynneb March 24, 2009