Failvis

A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to understand what they are doing to cause such massive failure.

-"Hey did you hear Travis failed at committing suicide?"

-":facepalm"

-"Yeah he's in the hospital right now telling the doctor's how he's not going to pay his medical bills because it wasn't his fault he lived."

-"What a fucking Failvis"

by elzzifynneb March 24, 2009

Failville

Any city that has people who have no pride in what they own and can never get out because the city acts as a black hole that sucks you in and makes you live on welfare.

"I live in Buffalo, New York. "Oh so you live in Failville!

by NJ97 August 5, 2011

failism

The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)

Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?

Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.

Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?

Person B: Sure! Why not?

Person C: FAILISM FTW!

by GEEK² October 4, 2010

failish

an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.

Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.

by Dramacouch February 8, 2009

Failist

A failist is someone who typically fails a lot. In fact, they fail so much that it has become their occupation and their further goals in life are to fail twice as bad as their previous fail.

"shoutouts belong to mew"
notice how she spelled "me" as "mew"
Jade is a failist.

by Xaltz April 3, 2009

Failtist

one who happens to be a professional at failing; a master at not succeeding

I do not consider him as a rapper, but instead i see him as a failtist.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

Failiswheel

A ferriswheel full of failures. Most of which are of epic proportions.

After Britanies epic failure at the gay rights speech i felt it was time for her to enter the failiswheel

by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009