dead 

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

dead by harricane February 26, 2015

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you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

dead by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

Dead 

Drop-dead gorgeous looking girl

There are mad deads in this city...theyre all hot"

Dead by billy becht July 17, 2009

Dead 

when a person is dead its when they arn't lving at the time so they have no life literraly but somtimes people can be revived but somtimes not ...k

the guys is dead but the doctors gave him cpr and revived him but them he killed them all now all the doctors are dead

Dead by some random dude February 18, 2003

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word that means
1your not moving anymore,
2screwed,
3your just "there."

1:"whoah a dead guy
me:"holy crap... hes got 50 bucks in his pocket, score!"
er...
2:dude, your an hour late to pick up your chick? your so DEAD.
them:stfu..
3:man that stoner over there is lying like a dead guy

dead by drone248 April 26, 2008

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Xxxtentacion

Are you dead? No im not xxxtentacion the fuck

Dead by Exstacyy January 28, 2019

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not alive but to exist with a big head that eats people particulary michaels

John: omg micheals gone.

Tiny: dead probly got to him.

John: oh well how was your day

dead by justin adona January 11, 2009