Bundle of Accident 

1. - An unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.

Michelle : Oh my god I'm going give you a little bundle of joy Subotai, I love you so much...

Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*

30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.

Bundle of Accident by RandomBastard April 16, 2010

accidental bacon 

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".

Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"

accidental bacon by Fleck August 10, 2006

Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum

Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

Connecticut Car Accident by Opium Den February 26, 2009

accidental macking 

to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick

I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.

accidental macking by The Boss of Five Towns February 1, 2010

accidental blowjob 

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

accidental blowjob by trumantinkerbell July 31, 2008

Accident 

There's several ways to define an accident:

1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it.
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.

Scenario #1:
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke!
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now.
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.

Scenario #2:
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick?
You: *sigh*

Scenario #3:
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck.
Guy: What the fuck, man?
You: It was an accident!

Accident by izcool September 11, 2009

accidental discharge 

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

accidental discharge by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020