Smallium 

The unnecessary middle ground between small and medium in pizza sizes, created by Domino's Pizza when they decided to make the 555 Deal more expensive, and downgraded the mediums previously available to ten inchers for the so-called "444 Deal" in a foul effort to strong arm customers into shelling out the extra coin for proper pizza satisfaction.

Fuck Domino's. They can take their smallium pizzas and get back to post-apocalyptic London where they belong.

Smallium by Flamingo Puree. May 23, 2009

small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.

I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)

small dick disease by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016

small dick carl 

A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis

That guy is a 'small dick carl'

small dick carl by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018

small boy dad

a attractive ; young ; male ; that is relatively short

small boy dad is so hot

small boy dad by can i see ur chungus April 20, 2019

Small church boi 

Someone who is mean but cute at the same time. He also act bad and need to stop

Me: your mean to me
Will: I'm just joking!

Me: SMALL CHURCH BOI!!! STOP!!!

Small church boi by Ijustmadethissoicanmakededfini April 23, 2019

small facts 

Making it seem true but doesn’t want to admit it

I’m really nice

“That’s small facts”

small facts by Itstherealtruth September 15, 2019

Small tit lady 

the female worker next to you. most likely a karen relative or just karen.

(guy) Hey Small tit lady
(lady) the fuck

Small tit lady by im black as hell October 6, 2019