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black smack 

Strong beer/lager usually 9% by volume. Sold in black cans/tins. A firm favourite with street drinkers.
" Wher's me black smack la'? Sound!"
black smack by Mogi Hare March 26, 2012

National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know
Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

FLAT Smack 

Flat smack ; (noun)(vb)
A flat smack is the sharp firm slap with the undeniable flat earth truth, often carried out on unsuspecting globers and globe defending shills.
Flat smacks often trigger a cognitive dissonance response and episode of denial from the general condition of shock; to the flatsmacked globers that have been subjected to it.
Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to
and tricked into believing you are living
on a sphere that is revolving and
rotating through space.

Present tense - flat smacking
Past tense - flat smacked
Medical - flat smackitis (medical condition in which flat smacked globers completely disregard objective reality and blantantly lie to themselves to protect their indoctrinated belief system.

See also : globe debunked, ripballearth, mass formation hypnosis, stockholme syndrome, dunning kruger effect.
Chris had to flat smack ammon several times, with the observable reality water at rest always finds and maintains level.
Ammon responded by showing a circle and claiming the circumference was level; his cognitive dissonance response was nuhuhs, incredulity and blantant lies to protect his own delusional bawler beliefs.
FLAT Smack by FLATSMACK PHD July 28, 2023

peanut butter and jelly smack

Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!

catch a smack 

“You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”

Tooty fruity lemme smack that booty 

Please lemme smack it daddy (MOANS) OOH LAALALA smell but cheeks if you dare and if you ware because of a bear. Bro get a life, You stinky
bro i should tooty fruity lemme smack that booty MY BROSK