skeet 

Slang word for cum. It is used for making Babies.

(girl)gah you got jizz(skeet) all over my back wered you throw my panties

(guy)i threw em out the window bitch shut the fuck up

skeet by steven kwiatek May 15, 2008

skeet ball 

When giving a guy a hand-job, aim his ejaculate toward his face. Much like the popular children's game, skee ball, if you make it in any of the holes you get points.

I was giving my man a hand-job this morning, and when he came I aimed it toward his face. Afterward, he asked me if I was trying to get it in his mouth, saying, "What are you trying to play? Skeet ball?"

skeet ball by jnfr July 20, 2013

skeet 

a female who sleeps with a lot guys
and wonders why they play her all the time.

yo that hoe camille is a skeet! you could get with that easy :)

skeet by brooklyn hater December 31, 2003

skeet nigger 

An insult used to describe a person acting stupid.

Gosh, my boss just fired me, he's a dang skeet nigger.

skeet nigger by Cody H. June 11, 2006

skeetch 

Verb: A rambling speech during sex by the partner on bottom. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the person on top is utterly horrible and cannot maintain the attention of their partner, and the one on bottom begins to randomly babble about non-related information. Tends to serve as a notice of disinterest to the mediocre partner.

Bob cannot pleasure Betty, who is laying on the bed, unentertained. Bob tries his hardest to pleasure Betty, who yawns and begins to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. Bob thus caused Betty to skeetch.

skeetch by scaswell January 1, 2009

Skeet 

A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland).
Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide.
Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut.
Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick.

Skeet language:
"Well ba"
"Ye startin?"
"Aye go on den"
"UR MA!"
"Stab ye hay!"
Etc etc

Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit.
Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise.
Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy.

Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant.
An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks.

There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music.

Utter gobshites...

Aye he's a pure skeet hay

Ye startin son?

Skeet by Conchúir Ó hÓgáin March 9, 2008

skeet cohee 

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday

skeet cohee by stoph March 1, 2004