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Batty Snatcher 

A tall gormless northern man who comes in the night to snatch the battys of those who misbehave
Yo dude what happened to Tim?

Bro the batty snatcher took his ass last night because he’d been such a doinker this year
Batty Snatcher by BattyItis January 5, 2022
Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023

Snapchat 

A pointless form of communication in which one tries to send messages to people and talk about stuff, but is mainly replied with a stupid selfie. Every morning one has to send a picture to all 4 or 5 of their quote on quote streaks in hopes that they'll reply. Guys never break the streak. It's always the girls that break it. Snapchat sucks ass
Johnny: Hey, how was the test today?
Hot babe: sends picture of "good side" of face with tongue sticking out
Johnny: okay... How was school?

Hot babe: *doesnt reply*
Johnny: *Turns off snapchat* fuck this shit
Snapchat by RoyalYoshi June 19, 2016

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.
"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."
Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008

Camel Snatchers 

The female version of budgie smugglers. The name being derived from the infamous camel toe and the need to cover it up.
"Dude: The beach is full of girls in camel snatchers today. I love it!"
Camel Snatchers by ChiefSnatcher August 17, 2012

bait snatcher 

A guy who takes all the girls from the rest of the civilized population
bait snatcher by HEYSUCKA123jk April 14, 2014