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Scrotal cuddle 

When the testicle within the scrotum is surrounded by and thus hugged by the receptive labia major of a female... or failing that a willing trained rodent.

Whether or not is act is pleasurable is open to interpretation
Omg squirrels are amazing for scrotal cuddles - it even gave me a prostate massage with its tail!

scrotalarm 

When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.
Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!

Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.
scrotalarm by rcbadger May 21, 2013

Scrotal Surge 

A scrotal surge is that feeling just before you bust your nut. A feeling almost better than the busting of the nut itself. It makes your dingle tingle. Similar to the word "climax" but a much cooler word for it.
Awesome Guy: "Hey, Dude, you know that chick next door? The hot one?"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You mean that whore with one eye, Rachel, who lives in the cardboard box?"
Awesome Guy: "Yeah, I gave her 20¢ and she sucked my cock until I had a scrotal surge and then stopped. It was awesome!"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You're pretty fuckin' weird..."
Scrotal Surge by LooseGears May 23, 2013

scrotal dipping 

When your balls accidentally touch the toilet water
I'm scrotal dipping my balls everytime I poop.
scrotal dipping by Kytachi May 6, 2015

Scrotal Chamber 

An area on a man's body commonly used for keeping their thighs warm. Inside of the scrotal chamber, there is also a milk factory. The milk is sold and distributed for the local area and makes your cereal great.
"I'm so happy Lachie is still around. His scrotal chamber has been keeping our town alive for fifty years"
Scrotal Chamber by Jiwang June 6, 2016

scrotal skirking

The action of t-bagging a cake that is not your own.
Dawg that party could use a good Scrotal Skirking.