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Angry piñata 

When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out
I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !

Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!
Angry piñata by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

rape piñata 

1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted.
Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.
rape piñata by Nco November 23, 2003

vomit pinata 

a. A person who expels vomit from his or her mouth with extreme force and the vomit contains "treats" such as partially digested but recognizable pieces of food.

b. The name of a band Marmar would totally be in, in which bandmembers would swallow small treats such as Tootsie rolls and Sweet tarts whole prior to the performance only to projectile vomit them onto the audience during the encore.
a. Everyone at the party thought Frank was a vomit pinata, as his narf revealed he had gorged on the complimentary cheese cubes and Swedish meatballs at the buffet table.

b. Ladies and Gentleman... we are VOMIT PINATA!!!

Office Pinata 

When you are part of the lowly back office at work and always get shit on and picked on by your boss and managers to the point where you feel like you are just getting beaten like a pinata. And you are just so beaten down and shit on, you just sit there and take more.
Me: Wow did you just see Stacey get yelled at for miscalculating the algorithm by a decimal and then her boss said she had to work late and the weekend. On top of that he gave her Pedro's work who he fired and then began to tell her to get her shit done on her birthday or else.
Co Worker: Damn Stacey's a true and tried office Pinata. I think I'm gonna go try to hit her too for some work and see if I can beat it out of her so I can take the day off! Ha!
Office Pinata by NYC haters August 16, 2011

Milky Pinata 

When you cum into a blindfold and proceed to blindfold a girl with it. Then you spin her around and beat her with a stick.
Jorgen recieved a surprise when he recieved a Milky Pinata at his birthday party.
Milky Pinata by Gull November 10, 2008

turkish pinata

The act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
Uncle Fredo's party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the "old country", the turkish pinata. Nobody left unsatisified.