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mattress hopping whore frog 

ONE WHO HOPS FROM BED TO BED (DICK 2 DICK) IN A GOLD DIGGING FASHION
YOU'R SISTER IS A MATTRESS HOPPING WHORE FROG

the way to happiness

stealth campain of scientology for their search for power and money. consists of a lot of reflective actually usefull themes on how to improve one's life with simple, small things to do better. sad is, that one could get to the opinion it is an invention of scientology or by other reasons could only be practised by scientologists. as if it is a patent. so conscious studying scient's "way to happyness" is always of a critic kind against the company of scientology and not about learning something usefull. it says more about the company than about oneself.
Delighted: Heyo don't you wanna know the way to happiness?!
Useful person: I've got enough to do with my own way.
Delighted: But we know exactly what you need!!
Useful person: I need chocolate.
Delighted: No you don't!

Useful person: Heya, don't you have the key to happiness?
Delighted: No I'm so delighted, but I got chocolate. From Scientology Switzerland.
Useful person: Oh thanks, you Scientologists are very useful.
Delighted: Thats what we're brainwashed for! Dudelidu.
the way to happiness by gnapsat April 19, 2008

Wikipedia page-hopping 

When you go on wikipedia and find an article then click on a hyperlink, then click on another hyperlink on another page, etc.
David Bowie and Lou Reed were Wikipedia page-hopping one night when they realised they were really really awesome.
Something you can't live without, but hard to capture in a simple moment. Something that keeps your life going when you desperately need it. Happiness can be all those butterflies in your stomach when you find out someone likes you back, or when you finally finish that final exam. What would we do without it?
Happiness-
"Guess what? Johnny likes you, and he's gonna ask you out"
Happiness by CharlieChristine March 8, 2010

car hopping 

Breaking into random people's cars usually at parties, and stealing all their shit.
Yo man all these girls drunk lets go car hopping!

Fa sho
car hopping by drew cassity November 19, 2006

movie hopping 

To movie hop is to buy 1 ticket to the first movie and after taht first movie is done you sneak into other movies without paying.
Me and my friends movie hop all the time. Movie hopping is fun and risky
movie hopping by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005