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Spaghetti Whiplash 

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.
Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

season whiplash 

When something happens in a specific season in a series that you watch that happens so fast, you can't process it right away and it's a pain to connect the dots.
Person 1: Did you see that season of (insert your favorite series here)? Man, it gave me season whiplash.
Person 2: Same. The entire season was rushed. I got a headache just trying to understand it all.

cultural whiplash 

When you're watching something on television and there is an abrupt genre change.
I was watching tv and the same channel went from 700 Club to Paul Blart, Mall cop. Talk about your "cultural whiplash"!
cultural whiplash by Hal 10000 March 11, 2019

Cervical whiplash 

When a well hung white guy fucks your pussy real hard and does deep thrust in between.
I fucked jessica and everytime she told me to stop cause it hurt id deep thrust to make her tense up. Giving her cervical whiplash.
Cervical whiplash by Jwizzy1 August 12, 2019

Mexican Whiplash 

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.
I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.