a barrel full of smashed assholes 

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

smoshed 

getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.

"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"

smoshed by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008

slushed 

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

slushed by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

danger she smashed the homie 

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

danger she smashed the homie by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

Smashed Ravioli by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

back door smashed in by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011

bag of smashed assholes 

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

bag of smashed assholes by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004