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make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

ham sammich 

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.
See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.
ham sammich by Tank Girl January 2, 2009

knuckle sammich 

n. Phonetic/slang version of the term knuckle sandwich. Often used to make the speaker sound cool, as to enunciate "sand-wich" often takes away from the overall badassery of a threat involving the knuckle sammich.
Give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.
knuckle sammich by Wambooli June 24, 2005

ham sammich 

what life really is.
ham sammich by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!

Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.
Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*
Make Mr.T a sammich by wankmasta November 6, 2004